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Between two tasks

Can you recognize who is who?

Let's have some fun

Попитали един математик дали би упражнил натиск върх децата си при избор на кариера, т.е. дали би настоявал те да следват неговите стъпки. Той отговорил: "Не, разбира се, че не. Изборът е техен, те могат да се занимават с каквото си поискат. Ако искат с алгебра, ако искат с комплексен анализ, диференциални ураванения, алгебрична геометрия."

Професор Тагамлицки изпитва студентка - хубава като сълзица. Но не знае...

Професорът накрая я пита:
- Колежке, имате ли една свободна вечер?
– Да! - отговорила тя с надежда и очакване.
- Използвайте я тогава поне да прочетете лекциите!

 


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